- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What is 9+10? 19

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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