What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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