i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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