- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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