Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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women's rights

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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