- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Black people.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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