Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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