What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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