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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.