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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Obama = ebola

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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