- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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