- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars