- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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