What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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