- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Your face is hilarious.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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