- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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