Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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i like turtles

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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