Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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