What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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black people swimming

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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are u black unlucky

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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