- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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