So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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