- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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