- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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