I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Anti Joke

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