I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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miha kako si?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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