- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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