What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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