- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

my egg roll

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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