- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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