- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

This is not a joke.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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