Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Nickelback.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Bitch

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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