- Anti Joke

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Allah walked into AK Bar

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.