whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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