- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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