- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

The truth is he loves her!!

How old are you? 7

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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