- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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