- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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