How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

ure mama's so fat

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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