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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Julian Ha.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Penis

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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