- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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