if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Chlamydia

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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