- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Penis.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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