your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

The FCC

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

The New York Giants

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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