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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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