what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

cory

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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