Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

hey guys im gay

Knock knock! Just kidding.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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