- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

nolan is gay

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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