- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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