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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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