- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Im gay What about you

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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