- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Womens rights.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

PENIS lol

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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