Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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You were born.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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