A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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i like turtles

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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