- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A praying mantis is very graceful

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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