I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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