- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

your face

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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