I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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