- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Once upon a time a was born

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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