What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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