- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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