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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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