- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

So one time there was this woman learning...

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Women's rights.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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