- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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