- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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