- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Equal rights!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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