- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Racial equality.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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