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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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