- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

whats up and also down? your mum

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

National security?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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