- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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