- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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