- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Women's rights

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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