- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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