- Anti Joke

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.